Learn me this contest.

Sit up straight, hands to yourselves, and no peeking.

Your assignment is to write a teacher story between 6 and 749 words following these rules and submit it here by September 16 of this school year.

Students who do NOT submit a story by the above specified date will receive an "INCOMPLETE."

Students who DO submit a story by the above specified date will receive a "FAIL" (except for the winners).

The winners get all the lunch money.