One month, one week, and 3 days since I sent my last MEATFUL THINGS query, and...
So no more of this one-at-a-time foolishness. It's time for query-blasting foolishess! I know there's an agent somewhere out there who is hoping, yearning, dreaming, and even fantasizing about representing MEATFUL THINGS (subconsciously, and in an abstract way, of course, because this agent hasn't yet read MEATFUL THINGS). And to find this agent I must be diligent. Obsessive. Compulsive, even. Lucky for me I have borderline OCD. So...
*When one query method isn't working, try another query method.