Father's Advice...

The best advice my father would've given to me, had he been Remy Charlip:

It is a dark and stormy night, we are standing on the deck, the ship is sinking, I say to my father "tell me a story" and so he begins: you are a universe in human form, and within that universe, there exists a dark and stormy night in which we are standing on the deck, the ship is sinking, and I say to my father "tell me a story" and so he begins: you are a universe in human form, and within that universe, there exists a dark and stormy night in which we are standing on the deck, the ship is sinking, and I say to my father "tell me a story" and so he begins: you are a universe in human form, and within that universe, there exists a dark and stormy night in which we are standing on the deck, the ship is sinking, and I say to my father "tell me a story" and so he begins...

The second best advice my father would've given to me, had he been Remy Charlip:

Change your surname to something other than "Charlip."

Luckily for me, my father was not Remy Charlip, and so I can disregard the above two pieces of advice.

Prompt: Your father tells you that you are a universe in human form.

Inspired by Remy Charlip.